WeddingWatch
April 26, 2011
Am I as excited about Friday’s Royal Event as all the world’s media tells me I must be? Errrr ….. no. Actually the world’s media have bored me rock solid by their saturation coverage of the whole event by now. Of course I think it’s nice that two young attractive people are getting married. But excited? No. I will not be hanging out any bunting and anybody who knocks on my door inviting me to attend or contribute to a street party will politely get told to piss off.
That said, I am seriously pissed off with all the nutjobs who want to hold demonstrations on the day of the wedding and who are bombarding the phone-in programmes complaining about the cost of it all. The cost of the wedding security would actually be far less if there weren’t so many nutters determined to spoil the party.
I will of course be watching it on telly from the off in my jim-jams and fascinator and will pour a glass of pink champagne to toast the happy couple. I will pray it doesn’t rain on their parade. Then I will probably go back to bed exhausted with the emotion of it all.
